THE infamous ELI
1) how did we get here?
2) that I am still alive
3) pretty much any story from last summer :)
4) “Cinema” by Benny Benassi (the Skrillex remix) because of who it is for and the memories attached to it
5) like 60 something I think? lol
6) because I was emotionally overwhelmed
7) love, food, injustice
8) I have monkey toes
9) I don’t necessarily believe in love at first. Lust at first sight, yes. Love at first sight, not so much. 
10) Single
11) About a year ago, we met on some dating site and started talking. I talked to her the whole time I was in Hawaii. I totally texted her while I was knee deep in the Pacific Ocean. Even sent her a pic of my feet in the water cuz I was so excited. Lol. Got back and we met up in person two days later at Motor City Pride at Hart Plaza in downtown Detroit. I have never been so nervous to meet someone. I saw her before she saw me and was totally checking her out. I still remember walking up those stairs towards her and the look on her face. Standing next to her while music played in the underground. How my ex was giving her the stink eye. Taking my shirt off cuz it was hot outside. She suddenly had to leave. Than texted me to meet her at Luna later. Which I did. “Hey you’re here!” from her friends before I even got into the bar. Walking in and her meeting me in the middle of the dance floor, picking me up and spinning me around in the most amazing hug ever. Drinks and lots of flirting. Our first kiss on the patio. Followed by lots more. Somehow her belt came off and ended up draped around my neck. Taking lots of drunk and silly but cute pix with her and her friends. Not being able to stop smiling. Her roommate being drunk and pissy and wanting to leave. Good night kiss. And not wanting the night to be over. The end.
12) How it was prolly the best summer of my life.
13) Girls- Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Otep, Angelina Jolie, Christina Scabbia
Guys- Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Elijah Wood, Alexander Skarsgard
14) I have no idea lol
15) going out and shooting pool. massive amounts of touching and flirting used as distraction. having a great night. winning some games and losing others. 
16) My mum. Firstly because it’s her and she’s bat shit crazy. And for those who know me, that is explanation enough. Also because she called me a whore and threatened to kick me out again. Even though it’s my apartment.  
(I am not a bad person. Inbox me if you want a better explanation.)
17) There are too many to pick just one.
18) There are several things I would change. Nothing I want to discuss on here.
19) Gone streaking in Grant Park and swimming in Buckingham fountain. Than trashing a hotel room and throwing the TV out the window. Accidentally lighting the bed on fire with a cigarette. There’s more but that suffices. Lol.
20) Probably my grandma Blanche. Though others include my besties Lizz and Shayne. And Jek.

1) how did we get here?

2) that I am still alive

3) pretty much any story from last summer :)

4) “Cinema” by Benny Benassi (the Skrillex remix) because of who it is for and the memories attached to it

5) like 60 something I think? lol

6) because I was emotionally overwhelmed

7) love, food, injustice

8) I have monkey toes

9) I don’t necessarily believe in love at first. Lust at first sight, yes. Love at first sight, not so much. 

10) Single

11) About a year ago, we met on some dating site and started talking. I talked to her the whole time I was in Hawaii. I totally texted her while I was knee deep in the Pacific Ocean. Even sent her a pic of my feet in the water cuz I was so excited. Lol. Got back and we met up in person two days later at Motor City Pride at Hart Plaza in downtown Detroit. I have never been so nervous to meet someone. I saw her before she saw me and was totally checking her out. I still remember walking up those stairs towards her and the look on her face. Standing next to her while music played in the underground. How my ex was giving her the stink eye. Taking my shirt off cuz it was hot outside. She suddenly had to leave. Than texted me to meet her at Luna later. Which I did. “Hey you’re here!” from her friends before I even got into the bar. Walking in and her meeting me in the middle of the dance floor, picking me up and spinning me around in the most amazing hug ever. Drinks and lots of flirting. Our first kiss on the patio. Followed by lots more. Somehow her belt came off and ended up draped around my neck. Taking lots of drunk and silly but cute pix with her and her friends. Not being able to stop smiling. Her roommate being drunk and pissy and wanting to leave. Good night kiss. And not wanting the night to be over. The end.

12) How it was prolly the best summer of my life.

13) Girls- Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Otep, Angelina Jolie, Christina Scabbia

Guys- Johnny Depp, Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Elijah Wood, Alexander Skarsgard

14) I have no idea lol

15) going out and shooting pool. massive amounts of touching and flirting used as distraction. having a great night. winning some games and losing others. 

16) My mum. Firstly because it’s her and she’s bat shit crazy. And for those who know me, that is explanation enough. Also because she called me a whore and threatened to kick me out again. Even though it’s my apartment.  

(I am not a bad person. Inbox me if you want a better explanation.)

17) There are too many to pick just one.

18) There are several things I would change. Nothing I want to discuss on here.

19) Gone streaking in Grant Park and swimming in Buckingham fountain. Than trashing a hotel room and throwing the TV out the window. Accidentally lighting the bed on fire with a cigarette. There’s more but that suffices. Lol.

20) Probably my grandma Blanche. Though others include my besties Lizz and Shayne. And Jek.

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